Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

this is how i'll remember it; you and me and the beast.

The churlish beast raged,
heedless of the sleeping beauty shaded by the forest.
With truculent tales engulfed with embers and flames,
the aberrant brute aimed for the trees.
Smoke spoke to the sky,
faltered on the floor, bound for the girl.
Gazing at the blaze, the creature forgot its disdain.
Colours reduced to black,
and the trees fell to their knees.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Monday, February 1, 2010

my wisdom hurts.

Main Entry: hot dog
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: showoff

Synonyms:

boaster, braggart, crowd-pleaser, granstander, showboat
Notes: a frankfurter is a smoked sausage, hot dog describes a frankfurter served in a bun or roll, and wiener is actually 'wienerwurst' or Vienna sausage and later became a synonym for frankfurter

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Friday, January 8, 2010

someone has got a beef, with beef.

Found in last week's MIRROR...

"M: Who eats MEAT STICKS? You see them everywhere, every store, every depanneur, right on the counter as if it’s this normal thing that everybody eats. Except you’ve never seen anybody put this in their mouth! Think of it—meat sticks. And the other thing is all these weird tobacco products you can find at the smallest hole-in-the-wall depanneur. Chewing tobacco, OBSCURE cigarettes, snuff—nobody uses these either. What’s up? [BLEEP!]"

what a d-bag.

this cat hates you.

this bear fucking hates you, he's gonna make a t-shirt.

this man hates you so much he bought 4.

this guy hates your face, he doesn't even care about greasy fingers.
this EMPTY slim jim bag is empty, because someone ate all the fucking beefsticks.


this guy straight up ranted you back...
M: " People still totally do eat BEEF-STICKS, I’m eating a beef-stick right now! They’re awesome. So I don’t know what that guy was talking about. [BLEEP!]"

Don't show your face around these parts no mo'.